:: Questions you shouldn't ask... ::

1) Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?

2) Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat would have materialised?

3) Why do people keep running over a string with their vacuum cleaner, pick it up, examine it and then put it down to give their vacuum cleaner one more chance?

4) How do those bugs get into closed light fixtures?

5) Why is it that whenever you try to catch something that's falling off the table, you always manage to knock something else over?

6) When someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart and then apologises, why do we say 'It's all right'? It's not, so why don't we say, 'That hurts, you idiot?'

7) Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not, why take a bath?

8) Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

9) Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy for the rest of the year?

10) If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

+ vodka cat updated @ 12:31 pm

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