:: Why is life so muddled? ::

A BUS station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with 'Quit while you're ahead?'

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

Ever wondered what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?

Since light travels faster than sound, is that why people appear bright until you hear them speak?

How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

+ vodka cat updated @ 12:34 am

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