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Friday, September 23, 2005
:: What some words mean... ::

Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.

Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway: 'See, I'm not injured yet.'


Father: A banker provided by nature.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.


+ vodka cat updated @ 9:55 am

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