Friday, September 23, 2005
:: What some words mean... ::
Opportunist: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest except that he got caught.
Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway: 'See, I'm not injured yet.'
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
+ vodka cat updated @ 9:55 am
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