Tuesday, September 20, 2005
:: Bull shit & Butt Kissing ::
What does a person mean when he says that he is giving more than 100 per cent?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer the question:
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented by this:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96 per cent
and H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98 per cent
and A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100 per cent
But B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20= 103 per cent
And look how far butt kissing will take you.
B-U-T-T-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
2+21+20+20+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 151 per cent
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's the bullshit and butt kissing that will put you over the top.
+ vodka cat updated @ 1:36 pm
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