Tuesday, August 16, 2005
:: you can't win... ::
If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;
But if you don't, he says you are PROUD.
If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;
But if you don't, he says you are from a KAMPUNG.
If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;
But if you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.
If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
But if he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
But when you LOVE him, he tries to LEAVE you.
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;
But if you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.
If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;
But if he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.
If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;
But if he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
But if he does WELL, it's BRAINS
+ vodka cat updated @ 11:57 am
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