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Tuesday, August 16, 2005
:: you can't win... ::

If you TREAT him nicely, he says you are IN LOVE with him;

But if you don't, he says you are PROUD.

If you DRESS nicely, he says you are trying to LURE him;

But if you don't, he says you are from a KAMPUNG.

If you ARGUE with him, he says you are STUBBORN;

But if you keep QUIET, he says you have no BRAINS.

If you are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

But if he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.

If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;

But when you LOVE him, he tries to LEAVE you.

If you tell him your PROBLEM, he says you are TROUBLESOME;

But if you don't, he says that you don't TRUST him.

If you SCOLD him, you are like a NANNY to him;

But if he SCOLDS you, it is because he CARES for you.

If you BREAK your PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED;

But if he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If you do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

But if he does WELL, it's BRAINS


+ vodka cat updated @ 11:57 am

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